Parliament

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The Venitis Law of Legislature states that parliaments should be abolished, because they continuously create laws that enslave citizens, constraint economic activity, loot producers, reward drones, and encourage political corruption.

Basil Venitis, an Athenian libertarian, says that every time a parl convenes, the citizens become more enslaved. There are myriad laws that nobody knows, and nobody follows. The chronicle of Greek laws is an infamous series of stupidity, a Greek tragedy of masochism! There is a Greek law that nobody is supposed to park on sidewalks, but all Athenians violate this law anyhow. Selective prosecution can blackmail and intimidate the opponents of government. Recently, the Graecoparl passed a law that every man accused of sexual harassment is considered guilty until proven innocent! Any sadist woman who gets fired can claim she was sexually harassed, and any psycho who suffers from middle-age syndrome illusions can claim she is being stared at her cleavage, even though she might not have any boobs! Any disenchanted woman can raise hell. Any fortysomething woman with diminishing reproductive resources might jump out of the shelf, freak out, and torture men with lawsuits. Any gigapygian mama can claim she is Miss Universe, and everybody is after her! Bitches, golddiggers, maniacs, spiderwomen, and shrews have finally found the tool to manipulate men. For God’s sake stop that law mill!

Venitis states that the cycle of Greek democracy always ends with a dictatorship of a military junta. Political corruption always spins out of control, bringing Greece to the cliff. Since there are no primaries in Greece, the leaders of the two ruling parties choose the candidates from their kith and kin, especially those who are kleptomaniacs and Mafiosi. The Graecoparl is a malfunctioning sewage farm, where many shitscums cannot be treated! When a junta takes over, corruption ends and the country progresses again. When the junta eventually gives up power to civilians, the cycle of corruption starts over again.

The abstention always comes first in any election. Most citizens prefer not to vote, because they are fed up with all political parties, and they long for something different. Even though voting is required in Greece, 55% of all Greeks dare to abstain from voting. This is because the two ruling parties, Pasok and Nea Demokratia, are two statist mafias filled up with kleptomaniacs and charlatans. PM Comical Costas and MP Giddy George consider Greeks stupid lemmings that can be drowned in masochistic directions. They sold Greeks the idea of individual sacrifice for Glorious Hellas, altruism, and common good. The Greek tragedy of commons transforms Greeks to sacrificial animals on the altar of socialist society.

Venitists bring you here the taxmongers of Greece, the infamous archiminotaurs of the Greekparl that terrorize Greeks on a continuous basis, protected by parlimmunity. They voted many goodies for themselves, such as huge retirement benefits after only four years of service, free car, free rent, free travel, free bodyguards used as servants and sex objects, and so it goes:

Abraham Kagkelarios, sinister of sickish snafus, gave up on improving the “Third World” hospitals as he calls them! His surgeons demand extra secret cash, fakelaki, in order not to forget the scissors inside you!

Allah Vanos, a leftist millionaire who pretends to be penniless and penisless!

Apostle Lucky Spourgiti, a golddigger that cuts balls!

Aria Salome, old flame of Comical Costas, demands heads on platter! His neplusultra was the head of Karatzaferis!

Athan Arkoudos, a mad mutt that keeps all green sheep in George’s fold!!

Barbie Browse, the ultimate butterbaby of familyocracy, couch potato and mouse potato, dreams of the ministry of shipping for huge kickbascks!

Benache Fish, madam of the big brothel, dreams of reducing the Greek borders!

Byron Polysnafu Juggernaut, sinister of anarchy, cannot arrest 70 known hooded hoodlums who terrorize Athens every single day! He drains his lizard on all victims!

Cane Lee Booboo, a mad bitch with a ballcutting snout , a red shrew that needs taming!

Cheetah Ridis, sinister of slavery, is the bestman of many mafiosi!

Con Semite Kinezos, catalyst of deep throats of kickbacks, represents Piraeus, even though Piraeans did not vote for him!

Con Stantopoutsos Dilettante, a leftist supercorrupt freak that hits women!

Dama Naki, charlatan of the Polytechnic myth, is the reincarnation of Pollyanna!

Duke Ass, son-in-law of a primeminister, blows a gigasnowball of indirect taxes over poor Greeks!

Evert Boulldozer bulldozes all eversions!

Frau Diamond Digger, a green feminist shrew that cuts the family jewels! This vindictive bitch pushed the stupidest law that considers men guilty until proven innocent of sexual harassment!

Geo Orgy Adis, Adonis blue, a maestro who turns government cacophonies to melodies!

Geo Vulgar Arabanatzis, sinister of darkness, thinks he is God’s gift to Greeks!

Giddy George, supertaxmonger and leader of opposition, son of a supercorrupt primeminister, is the president of Socialist International that spreads the cancer of socialism all over the world!

Horse Hat Unglucksrabe, superalchemist and sinister of diseconomy, is the moron who comes up with new indirect taxes frequently! As a result, companies go belly up on an epidemic fashion, factories move to other countries on a snowball fashion, and shops close down on a domino fashion!

Iron Popecosta Nervousnelly, a blue shrew that tries to cut the balls of Venice Elos.

Lia Nice Xadelfos Nudnik, expert on Olympian steroids!

Michelle Lia Piss, sinister of transport snafus, nephew of a supercorrupt primeminister, operates a modern tram that runs 50% slower than busses!

Lollapalooza Kigkinatos Boomerang, godfather of N17!

Marietta Rubenesque, sinister of demonism and illiteracy, a gigapygian mad cow that bought the soul of Christollah with religious universities, religious monopoly, and tax-free status for the commercial enterprises of the Greek Orthodox Church! Her fantasy is to own a male harem of security guards in a state mosque! Her theocratic Allah-il-Allah style is disgusting.

Maimer Rakish Sinequanon, sinister of armdoggles, receives many bon appetite wishes for his last 20 billion euro order!

Mitso Takings Gkantemis, son of a supercorrupt primeminister, born with golden kickbacks in his throat!

Orphan Ass Wanker, sinister of steroidathletics, delivers expensive untraceable drugs to Greek Olympians!

Pakis Fanfaron Admananas, sinister of intrasnafus, a mad dog that feeds butter to the butterbabies of familyocracy!

Pan Callous Supersinger, a gigapygian mad dog who gave up the leader of Kurds to the Turks!

Papa Regal Pusillus, a hammer and sickle freak who learned nothing from the spectacular collapse of the Soviet Union!

Papanthony Colgate, knows how to transform tanks to island mansions!

PM Comical Costas, liar-in-chief and primesinister, nephew of a supercorrupt primeminister, left-right Janus, lords it over to all members of Nea Demokratia, and siphons his python on all Greeks! He cannot govern at all! He might eventually return to his roots, Caraman of Turkey!

Prima Dora Zeitgeist, daughter of a supercorrupt primeminister, Costasbuster, and spiderwoman of diplomatic snafus, is focused on replacing the failed Comical Costas!

Proto Pope, the fastest mouth in Athens, talks nonsense all time!

Siouf Ass Pikatsou, sinister of depression, supernabob of nepotism!

Spindoctor Teo, whitewasher of government snafus, is a very close friend of defense procurement mafiosi!

Sue Flash Sarakatsanos, sinister of boondoggles, delivers the pork!

Tzoha Tzopoutsos Broumel, deepest throat of kickbacks on Earth, lives like a king!

Venice Elos Betenoire, a mad dog with big guv-guv-guv mouth, cannot understand that the inhuman Greek constitution is null and void!

Zago Ritis Mavrogialouras, a mad mutt that keeps all blue sheep in Costas’s fold!

REFERENCES

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/purecapitalism

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/giadimosiefsi

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/athenians

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/capitalistsforever