Libertarian Jokes

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What is a libertarian salad?
Lettuce alone!

A libertarian is a conservative who's been busted.

A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics.


What is the derivation of the word Politics?
It comes from Poly, meaning many, and Ticks, a blood sucking insect.

How can you tell if a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.

"How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"None. The Market will take care of it."

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Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own stinking business."


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External links (Long Jokes)

  • Breaking stupid laws: [1] Underwater bike ride to launch students' eight-week crime spree